Paranoid HOA freaks out over lawn ornament

Low-Tech Redneck · 04-13-2007, 10:24 AM #1

http://www.thewvsr.com/gargoyle.htm

DistuRbed_Individual · 04-13-2007, 10:47 AM #2

Ahahahahaha

afi_ninja_SWEET · 04-13-2007, 11:11 AM #3

beautiful. i wish there was more.

RalAegidius · 04-13-2007, 11:17 AM #4

Quote:

As for the flashes of light in the sky, that’s lightning, you idiot.

That's totally awesome.

DiRF · 04-13-2007, 11:29 AM #5

Ah yes, gargoyles are satanic symbols... no wonder they decorate some of the most historically significant CHRISTIAN cathedrals in Europe... that HOA has got to be one of the most retarded, illiterate, ignorant groups of people in America.

**BeerBurner** · 04-13-2007, 11:30 AM #6

That's beautiful.

BB.

Seire · 04-13-2007, 11:59 AM #7

I think all HOA's are pretty fucked in the head.

RalAegidius · 04-13-2007, 12:01 PM #8

I had to blog that, LTR.

adamjaskie · 04-13-2007, 12:12 PM #9

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Originally Posted by DiRF

Ah yes, gargoyles are satanic symbols... no wonder they decorate some of the most historically significant CHRISTIAN cathedrals in Europe... that HOA has got to be one of the most retarded, illiterate, ignorant groups of people in America.

CATHOLIC cathedrals in Europe. They aren't Christian; they believe in transubstantiation. CANNIBALS, ALL OF THEM!

FastFord58 · 04-13-2007, 12:13 PM #10

Haha. Crazy shit.

RalAegidius · 04-13-2007, 01:19 PM #11

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Originally Posted by adamjaskie

CATHOLIC cathedrals in Europe. They aren't Christian; they believe in transubstantiation. CANNIBALS, ALL OF THEM!

You're right, and I've fixed it.

I've added a lot to the post since I first mentioned it here a little while ago. It turned into some kind of dissertation on gargoyles.

Vengeful Hyperspace · 04-13-2007, 01:28 PM #12

I would start moving the gargoyle to different locations around the yard at night, and when they mention it, act like I don't know what they're talking about.

Bonus points if I can find more of similar designs and start adding them to the yard.

**BeerBurner** · 04-13-2007, 02:38 PM #13

Better yet, put them in the neighbors' yards. Position them in front of the door... staring at the neighbors when they step outside.

BB.

427 · 04-13-2007, 03:44 PM #14

Line the street with them

Edaw 0 · 04-13-2007, 05:08 PM #15

and then string more Christmas lights on them.

KeylessEntry · 04-13-2007, 05:22 PM #16

I cant sleep at night because of your christmas lights

... wow.

2ndchance · 04-14-2007, 01:37 AM #17

A house on an acre only cost him 140K? Damn. If only it weren't North Carolina.

lemming · 04-14-2007, 01:39 AM #18

Screw it; I'm moving back east. All my cousins live in New England, so I should be safe even in the Carolinas.

Gregersonsalavage · 04-14-2007, 02:36 AM #19

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Originally Posted by BeerBurner

Better yet, put them in the neighbors' yards. Position them in front of the door... staring at the neighbors when they step outside.

BB.

Get like 30 of them of same type but different positions, Then place a different one outside each day of the month in different parts of the yard. Change it out at night.

MaxiMike · 04-14-2007, 03:37 AM #20

That was a great read. A+++ will keep checking back for updates.

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